Manners !

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students:
"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent
family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?"
Mike replies "Wait a minute, I'm going for a pee" The teacher says :
"That would be very rude and improper on your part."
Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a
minute." The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word
''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant."
And Little Johnny says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to
go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to
introduce
to you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out.....

Tee hee...

S x